Key Lime Cheesecake Pie

I know I promised that I would branch out and stop stealing recipes from smittenkitchen. Nearly a full month later I am making good on my promise. I found this recipe for Key Lime Cheesecake bars from a ridiculous publication called "Clean Eating," I indifferently take them out of my mailbox every month and leaf through them for 20 mins and immediately dump them in the recycling bin. I found a reasonably good-looking recipe for Key Lime Cheesecake bars. I have been wanting to make something with Key Limes since Cinco De Mayo. I just baked these in a pie dish and refuse to cut them into squares. In my opinion, squares are the lowest form of desserts. It's the most boring presentation imaginable for something that should be the dreamy, fantastic finale to a meal.

This recipes calls for some fruity things, like evaporated cane juice, Neufchatel cheese, and "all-natural whole-wheat graham cracker squares," whatever the hell those are, but you know what to do: Just use white sugar, cream cheese, and honey maid graham cracker squares. I also think ginger snaps would be stellar for the crust for next time. I would also replace sour cream with plain greek yogurt, I always do, but due to a rip in space/time I found myself with sour cream but no greek yogurt D:

This recipe needs about 1/4 c. more sugar. While this cake is lovely, as is almost anything containing key limes, it is lacking a certain sweetness that I am used to. The more I eat it the more I think it might be better this way, but no, it's probably better with more sugar, like most things.

I'm also including some photos of my adorable strawberry plant that will probably yield me a good 8! berries this season (not all at once either) and other general garden photos. I also bought some carrots to grow in the huge planters out front as long as the deer don't eat them.

Also, in a step I probably should have taken initially, I will put all the photos first and list the recipe at the end for easy copy/paste. I doubt that I will go back and retroactively apply this change throughout, but maybe if I'm bored later.

Key Lime Cheesecake Pie
Ingredients:
7 rectangular sheets of graham crackers
3 tbsp butter, melted 8 oz cream cheese
1 c. sour cream or plain greek yogurt
1/2 (+1/4?) c. of sugar
1 tbsp lime zest (from 2 limes)
1/2 c. fresh lime juice (same 2 limes!)
1 egg

1. Preheat oven to 350. Spray a pie pan with non-stick spray/butter the dish.
2. In a food processor, smash the graham crackers until they are fine. With the machine running, pour in the melted butter. Process for another 2-3 seconds. Transfer the mixture to the pan and press it into the bottom forming an even layer all around. Bake for 9 minutes, until edges are light brown. Cool slightly.
3. Reduce oven to 325. Process the cream cheese and sour cream in food processor until smooth (about 1 min). Add sugar, lime zest, and juice (I also added 4 drops of green food coloring here because it gives it extra flavor ;) process until smooth. Add egg and process until just combined. Spread/pour the mixture into the prepared crust.
4. Bake for 38-40 minutes. Allow to cool for about 10 before covering with plastic wrap/tin foil and placing it in the refrigerator to set for about 8 hours. Garnish with extra lime zest here if you like.

Potato and Bacon Knish

I bought a new spoon! It's some manner of fancy olive wood spoon from Sur la Table. It's really nice and my favorite shape for a cooking spoon. I was trying to decide the first thing I wanted to make with my new spoon. I decided on knishes.

I am borrowing heavily from smittenkitchen.com, it's pretty bad. I should expand my reading list to more than one cooking blog, but Deb just has the kind of recipes that I'm interested in. I'm always disappointed with other blogs that focus on either sweet or savory and the writing is never nearly as witty as hers. I promise I will try to branch out.

I think that bacon is a the perfect, if forbidden, compliment to a knish. If you are not familiar with a knish, it's like a pastry stuffed with potato and onion. I threw some chives in because it felt right.

They were delicious out of the oven with sour cream and spicy mustard. The thing I might try next is to make them inside of a pie crust. I felt like this dough was a little tough and dry. A flaky pastry crust would be even more delicious I think. Would this still be a knish? Probably not.

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Yield: 6 3-inch hearty knish

Dough
2 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
1 teaspoon baking powder
1/2 teaspoon table salt
1 large egg
1/2 cup vegetable oil (Joe also recommends schmaltz, or rendered chicken fat, if you’ve got some)
1 teaspoon white vinegar
1/2 cup water (see Update, above)

Filling
3 strips of bacon, fried and chopped into tiny bits
1 1/2 pounds (about 3 medium) russet potatoes, peeled and quartered
1 small yellow onion, peeled and diced small
1 tablespoon vegetable or olive oil
1 tablespoon unsalted butter
1/2 teaspoon table salt
Freshly ground black pepper

To finish
1 large egg yolk
1 teaspoon water

Make dough: Stir together your dry ingredients in the bottom of a medium/large bowl. In a small bowl, whisk together the egg, oil, vinegar and water. Pour it over the dry ingredients and stir them to combine. Once the mixture is a craggy, uneven mass, knead it until smooth, about a minute. Place the dough back in the bowl and cover it with plastic wrap. Set it aside for an hour (or in the fridge, up to 3 days) until needed.


Meanwhile, prepare filling: Put potatoes into a large pot, cover with cold water, and bring to a boil over high heat. Reduce heat to medium and cook until potatoes can be pierced easily with a knife, about 20 minutes. Drain, then transfer to a large bowl to cool.

Heat a large, heavy skillet over medium heat. Once hot, add butter and oil and once they’re fully melted and a bit sizzly, add onions and reduce to medium-low. Cook, stirring frequently, until deeply caramelized, which will take about 45 minutes. Can you do this in less time? Of course. But the flavor won’t be as intense. Transfer to bowl with potatoes and mash together until almost smooth. (A few lumps make it taste more “traditional,” IMHO.) Stir in salt and many grinds of black pepper and set the filling aside.




Assemble knish: Line a large baking sheet with parchment paper and preheat your oven to 375 degrees.

Divide the dough in half. On a well-floured surface, roll the first half of the dough into a very thin sheet, roughly in the shape of a 1-foot square, but really, no need to be rigid about it. For moderate size knish (smaller than the traditional “doorstops” but still hefty, about 3 inches across), create a 2-inch thick log from half your potato filling across the bottom of your dough. Roll the filling up in the dough like you were rolling a cigarette (which, of course, we would never), but not too tight. A tiny amount of slack will keep the dough from opening in the oven. Keep rolling until the log has been wrapped twice in dough. Trim any unrolled length and add it to the second half of the dough; it can be used again. Repeat the process with the second half of your dough and second half of filling; you might have a small amount of dough leftover.


Trim the ends of the dough so that they’re even with the potato filling. Then, make indentations on the log every 3 to 3 1/2 inches (you’ll have about 3, if your log was 1 foot long) and twist the dough at these points, as if you were making sausage links. Snip the dough at each twist, then pinch one of the ends of each segment together to form a sealed knish base. Use the palm of your hand to flatten the knish a bit into a squat shape and from here, you can take one of two approaches to the top: You can pinch together the tops as you did the bottom to seal them; indenting them with a small dimple will help keep them from opening in the oven. You can gently press the dough over the filling but leave it mostly open, like the knish you would get on Houston Street. Or, you can half-ass it (okay, that’s a third option, and watch your language, Deb), like I did, closing them but not sealing them well because you are indecisive. But why would you want to do a thing like that?




Bake knish: Arrange knish on prepared baking sheet so that they don’t touch. Whisk egg yolk and water together to form a glaze and brush it over the knish dough. Bake knish for about 45 minutes, rotating your tray if needed for them to bake into an even golden brown color.

Toasted Coconut Shortbread

Anyone can appreciate a cookie that is stuffed with chocolate chips or sandwiched with butter cream frosting, but if someone tells me that they love shortbread I know that they appreciate simplicity, simplicity and butter. This is the purest form of a cookie--the essence of a cookie.

I have been curious to try these ever since I saw them on smittenkitchen. I remember that I do love shortbread. At first, when I bite into it, I think "this cookie is dry" but after chewing for a few seconds I realize "this cookie isn't dry, it's buttery and wonderful," then I eat 10 of them.

The toasted coconut is a natural compliment to shortbread. You would barely know it was there if someone didn't tell you. It just makes perfect sense here. It adds a little nuttiness and texture without distracting from the graceful simplicity of shortbread. Grinding the coconut in the food processor gets rid of the unpleasant papery texture that I normally associate with coconut. I had to toast three batches of coconut because as I left them to cool my husband could not stop eating it off the baking sheet. Toasting coconut in the oven is one of the more fragrant kitchen experiences that I have ever had.

*I found this dough to be on the difficult end of the spectrum. I had to add a bit more flour and put it back in the fridge after my first attempt to roll it out. I had wanted to make these guys in the shape of darling little squirrels but it was almost impossible to peel the more complicated shapes off the counter. I used a biscuit press after getting completely frustrated with the squirrels. Lesson: Squirrels can be troublesome.




H: [reads] "Geese can be troublesome." What the hell is that supposed to mean?
W: Oh, fortune means, geese cause problems.
H: Well, I knew that before I came in here. A guy outside told me that.

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Toasted Coconut Shortbread
Adapted from Bon Appetit, April 2004

The original recipe was double this size, yielding six dozen cookies. I halved it.

1/2 cup (about 1.5 ounces) unsweetened shredded coconut*
3/4 cup (1 1/2 sticks or 6 ounces) unsalted butter, room temperature**
1/2 cup plus 1 teaspoon sugar
1/2 to 3/4 teaspoon coarse kosher salt (Updated: for unsweetened coconut, the smaller amount; sweetened, the larger amount)
1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract
1 1/3 cups all purpose flour

Preheat oven to 325°F. Spread coconut on rimmed baking sheet. Bake until coconut is light golden, stirring occasionally, about 8 minutes. Cool completely, then grind in a coffee grinder, food processor or blender until coarsely ground.

Using electric mixer, beat butter and sugar in large bowl until well blended. Mix in salt and vanilla. Beat in flour in 2 additions. Stir in toasted coconut. Gather dough together, flatten into a disc and wrap in plastic. Chill at least 1 hour. (Can be prepared 2 days ahead. Keep chilled. Soften slightly at room temperature before rolling out.)


Preheat oven to 325°F. Line a rimmed baking sheet with parchment paper. Roll out dough disk on lightly floured work surface to scant 1/4-inch thickness. Using 1 3/4- to 2-inch-diameter cookie cutters, cut dough into rounds. Transfer cookies to prepared baking sheets, spacing 1 inch apart. Gather dough scraps and reroll; cut out additional cookies.


Bake cookies until light golden, about 20 minutes. Cool on baking sheets 10 minutes. Transfer cookies to racks and cool completely. (Can be made ahead. Store airtight at room temperature up to 1 week.)


* I couldn’t find unsweetened, so I used sweetened and dialed back the sugar by 2 tablespoons.
** If you’re looking for an excuse to splurge on the good butter, shortbread is it. You will absolutely appreciate the extra flavor as it shows up in this cookie.

WTF Is In Season Norcal?

This is an extra fancy list of what produce in season for my area (Northern California). You can see the more general list under the "WTF Is In Season" tab. All credit for this list goes to Knoll Farms.

I took out the "WOOD" section because I am not fancy enough to care what woods I cook with and I took out the "HERB" section because I have my own indoor container garden of the herbs I commonly use. It just makes it easier to read.

January:
GREENS: arugula, pea, fava, rapini, mixed chicories, mixed chards, mixed lettuces, spinach
MISC: cardoon, THE green garlic, horseradish root
LEAVES: horseradish, artichoke
FLOWERS: mixed bouquets, floral eucalyptus, french lavender

February:
GREENS: arugula, pea, fava, rapini, mixed chicories, mixed chards, mixed lettuces, spinach
MISC: cardoon, THE green garlic, horseradish root
LEAVES: horseradish, artichoke
FLOWERS: fruitwood blossoms, floral eucalyptus, french lavender

March:
GREENS: arugula, pea, fava, rapini, mixed chicories, mixed chards, mixed lettuces
MISC: cardoon, THE green garlic, fennel, horseradish root
LEAVES: horseradish, artichoke
FLOWERS: mixed bouquets, floral eucalyptus, french lavender

April:
GREENS: arugula, pea, fava, rapini, mixed chicories, mixed chards, mixed lettuces
MISC: cardoon, THE green garlic, fennel, fava beans, varietal vicious artichokes, horseradish root
LEAVES: horseradish, artichoke
FLOWERS: floral eucalyptus, french lavender

May:
GREENS: arugula, pea, fava, rapini, mixed chicories, mixed chards, mixed lettuces, spinach
MISC: cardoon, THE green garlic, fava beans, horseradish root
LEAVES: fig, horseradish, artichoke
FLOWERS: mixed bouquets, floral eucalyptus, french lavender

June:
FIGS: adriatic, brown turkey, black mission, kadota
APRICOTS: perfection, blenheim, moorpark, tilton, patterson
NECTARINES: white rose, snow queen
PLUMS: santa rosa, eldorado, elephant heart
FLOWERS: artichoke, cardoon, english and french lavendar, rosemary, sunflowers, mixed bouquets
LEAVES: fig, grape, horseradish, artichoke
GREENS: amaranth, buckwheat, lamb's quarter, pea
MISC: bulb garlic, horseradish root

July:
FIGS: adriatic, brown turkey, black mission, kadota
APRICOTS: perfection, blenheim, moorpark, tilton, patterson
NECTARINES: white rose, snow queen
PLUMS: santa rosa, eldorado, elephant heart
FLOWERS: artichoke, cardoon, english and french lavendar, rosemary, sunflowers, mixed bouquets
LEAVES: fig, grape, horseradish, artichoke
DRY-FARMED TOMATOES: early girl, san marzano
GREENS: amaranth, buckwheat, lamb's quarter
MISC: bulb garlic, horseradish root

August:
FIGS: adriatic, brown turkey, black mission, kadota
FLOWERS: artichoke, cardoon, english and french lavendar, rosemary, sunflowers, mixed bouquets
LEAVES: fig, grape, horseradish, artichoke
DRY-FARMED TOMATOES: early girl, san marzano
GREENS: amaranth, buckwheat, lamb's quarter
MISC: bulb garlic, horseradish root

September:
FIGS: adriatic, brown turkey, black mission, kadota
FLOWERS: artichoke, cardoon, english and french lavendar, rosemary, sunflowers, mixed bouquets
LEAVES: fig, grape, horseradish, artichoke
DRY-FARMED TOMATOES: early girl, san marzano
GREENS: amaranth, buckwheat, lamb's quarter
MISC: bulb garlic, horseradish root

October:
FIGS: brown turkey, black mission, kadota
FLOWERS: artichoke, cardoon, english and french lavender, rosemary, sunflowers, mixed bouquets
LEAVES: fig, horseradish, artichoke
DRY-FARMED TOMATOES: early girl, san marzano
GREENS: amaranth, arugula, pea, fava, rapini, mixed chicories, mixed chards, mixed lettuces
MISC: bulb garlic, horseradish root, cardoon

November:
GREENS: arugula, pea, fava, rapini, mixed chicories, mixed chards, mixed lettuces
MISC: cardoon, horseradish root
LEAVES: horseradish, artichoke
FLOWERS: figs-on-stems, floral eucalyptus, french lavender

December:
GREENS: arugula, pea, fava, rapini, mixed chicories, mixed chards, mixed lettuces
MISC: cardoon, horseradish root
LEAVES: horseradish, artichoke
FLOWERS: floral eucalyptus, french lavender

Carrot Cake With Lemon-Zest Cream Cheese Frosting

I love making cakes. I am looking into buying some 6x2 pans to make a smaller layer cake so there is less waste and I can bake them more often. I do not remember where this cake recipe came from. I think it looks similar to one of Deb's on smittenkitchen.com so I will give credit to her.

This is a beautiful, delicious cake so don't let my juvenile attempts at decorative frosting turn you away from making it. The way I do it makes it look a little too home-made but Yong has this thing where he won't eat carrot cake unless it is frosted to look like it has some kind of a carrot on it. Because he is actually a 7 year-old boy inside. I love him.

Grating the carrots is a bit of a pain but the food processor makes short work of it. I think Deb does them on a grater by hand to make a smoother batter. I used about 8 carrots here to get 3 cups.



Ingredients:
Dry:
2 c. flour
2 tsp baking soda
1 tsp salt
2 tsp cinnamon
1/2 tsp nutmeg
1 tsp ground ginger

Wet:
2 c. sugar
1 c. canola oil
4 large eggs
3 c. grated carrots (about 8 carrots)
4 rings of pineapple (smashed)

Optional:
1 c. chopped pecans or walnuts
1/2 c. raisins

Directions:
1. Preheat oven to 350. Whisk dry ingredients to blend. In a separate large bowl mix oil and sugar well, whisk in eggs one at a time.



2. Combine the dry ingredients with the egg mixture. Add nuts or raisins and add carrots and pineapple.

3. Butter and flour cake tins. Bake for about 40 mins at 350 degrees. Cool in pans for 15 minutes before turning out. Ice when cool.



Cream Cheese Frosting:
1/4 c. unsalted butter
8 oz cream cheese
2 c. confectioner's sugar
1 tsp vanilla
zest from one lemon

1. Beat butter and cream cheese until just blended with no lumps. Slowly add sugar while beating on low speed.

2. Add vanilla and lemon zest. You can also add pecans or walnuts to the side after you frost.

Gnocchi With Mushroom, Onion, and Bacon

I separated the actual gnocchi recipe so this page wouldn't be a mile long. You can also prepare them ahead of time and freeze them. The recipe that precedes this one is the one for making the actual gnocchi.

This preparation is delicious. The version I found on finecooking.com calls for peas but peas aren't in season. I used some portobello mushrooms instead. This flavor combination is outstanding: Potato, salty bacon, spicy sage, thyme, mushroom, sweet caramelized onions. I will try it again when peas come in.

Kosher salt
1 lb. frozen gnocchi
3 oz. thick-cut bacon (about 3 slices), cut into 1/2-inch-wide pieces
4 Tbs. extra-virgin olive oil
2 medium-small yellow onions, thinly sliced (about 2 cups)
1 cup chopped mushrooms
1 tsp. minced fresh thyme
Freshly ground black pepper
2 Tbs. grated Parmigiano-Reggiano; more for serving

Bring a large saucepan of salted water to a boil. Cook the gnocchi according to package directions. Reserve 1/2 cup of the cooking water, and drain.

Meanwhile, in a large (preferably 12-inch) nonstick skillet, cook the bacon over medium heat until crispy on both sides, about 5 minutes. Transfer to a plate lined with paper towels and set aside. Pour off any fat from the skillet.


In the same skillet, heat 2 Tbs. of the oil over medium-high heat. Add the onions and cook until they begin to brown, 3 to 5 minutes. Reduce the heat to medium and continue to cook, stirring occasionally, until the onions are limp and golden brown, 10 minutes more. Stir in the peas and thyme, season with salt and pepper to taste, and transfer to a small bowl.

Wipe the skillet clean with a paper towel, and heat the remaining 2 Tbs. oil over medium-high heat. Add the gnocchi and cook, tossing occasionally, until they’re lightly brown, about 5 minutes. Gently stir in the onion mixture, bacon, and Parmigiano, along with enough of the reserved cooking water to moisten and coat the gnocchi, about 4 Tbs. Serve immediately, sprinkled with additional Parmigiano.

Homemade Gnocchi

I picked this up from Handle the Heat I have been wanting to learn how to make gnocchi for the longest time. I always order them when we are out and I see them on the menu. They are my favorite. This, no fooling, is one of the best things that I have ever made. I will post how to make the gnocchi first and then the next recipe will be for the onion, mushroom, and bacon preparation.



Notes:
Try to use less flour rather than more. It makes them lighter and fluffier. You can get a food mill if you don't have one. I read that you can also use a box grater. I used a chef's knife instead of a bench scraper to cut them which worked fine. I froze half of them to use later.

Gnocchi
Serves 6-8

3 russet (baking) potatoes
1 large egg
pinch nutmeg
kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper
1-2 cups all-purpose flour

Place the whole potatoes in a large pot and cover with water. Bring to a boil over high heat and cook until a fork or knife enters will no resistance; about 30 minutes. Alternatively, bake the whole potatoes in a 450 degree F oven for about an hour minutes, until tender. Drain and let sit until cool enough to handle. Using your fingers, a paper towel, or a spoon, peel off skin and discard.


With a ricer or food mill mash the potatoes into a large bowl. Add nutmeg, salt and pepper to taste. Mix in the egg. Add the flour about a 1/4 cup at a time just until the mixture comes together in a smooth, slightly sticky, pliable dough ball. Use only as much flour as your need so the gnocchi remain light instead of dense.


Remove dough ball to a generously floured work surface and knead a few times if necessary. Using a bench scraper, remove a large chunk of dough. Roll the piece of dough into a long rope about 1-inch wide. Use the bench scraper to cut the individual gnocchi. Roll the gnocchi off the back of a fork to indent. Repeat with remaining dough.




At this point you can freeze the gnocchi by laying it in one layer on a parchment-lined baking sheet, not touching each other, and placing in the freezer until hard. Place frozen gnocchi in a sealed container or bag and freeze for 1-2 months. Do not thaw frozen gnocchi before cooking.

When ready to cook, bring a pot of salted water to boil. Add gnocchi and cook for about 4 minutes if fresh, about 6-7 minutes if frozen. Generally once the gnocchi have risen to the top of the boiling water they need to cook for 2 minutes longer then they are done. Use a spider, skimmer, or slotted spoon and serve as desired. Be gentle as the gnocchi are very delicate and will fall apart easily.